In 't Aepjen

One of only two remaining wooden buildings in central Amsterdam, dating from around 1550. It sits on the Zeedijk, the old sailors' quarter, and has been a bar for most of its existence. The interior is dark, cramped, and full of character — low ceilings, creaking floors, and the unmistakable sense of a building that has seen five centuries of drinking.

A proper brown café (bruine kroeg) in every sense. No cocktails, no pretension, just beer and jenever in a building that was old when Rembrandt was young. The Zeedijk was rough for decades but has gentrified considerably — In 't Aepjen is a survivor from a wilder era.

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A story
The name means "In the Monkeys." When the building served as a hostel for sailors in the 16th and 17th centuries, those who couldn't pay their bill sometimes settled their debt by leaving behind exotic animals — especially monkeys — brought back from the tropics. The Dutch expression "in de aap gelogeerd" (staying at the monkey's place), meaning to be in trouble, is said to originate here.